Mitchell's Ramblings

Once upon a time there was a little boy whose parents bought him a new coat, new pants, new shoes and an umbrella. He goes off into the wood...

Once upon a time, one country invaded another and the President of the United States sent American troops to intervene without so much as no...

There’s an old lawyer’s joke that up at the pearly gates, an aide approaches St. Peter and excitedly informs him that a real celebrity has a...

A friend of mine from law school, Jean Box, married a very fine gentleman named Jerry Wuetcher. (Rhymes with red-hot-hoochie-coocher.) Altho...

My Russian ex-wife told me that she and her aunt back in Moscow both wished that they could hook up with a man just like Tony Soprano. (Yes,...

An English gentleman in the legal profession recently sent me a YouTube video of the speech R. Lee Ermey gives as Senior Drill Instructor ...

While browsing through a book on Ohio State's history, I learned that OSU's faculty once included Professor of Astronomy Henry Lord ...