A friend of mine from law school, Jean Box, married a very fine gentleman named Jerry Wuetcher. (Rhymes with red-hot-hoochie-coocher.) Although he has served both the state of Kentucky as a civilian and America as full colonel in the U.S. Army Reserve Judge Advocate General Corps, it has occurred to me that if he should ever need to make a career change, he would do well representing the interests of Wood County’s poultry farmers.
You see, the county seat of Wood County is Wooster. So he would be known as Jerry Wuetcher, the Wooster Rooster Booster.