I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs, but I guess I spend an excessive amount of time and sounding off on YouTube. Recently, when I expressed my disgust for Islam (how can anyone take a Supreme Being seriously when he supposedly decrees a 354-day calendar and can’t be bothered to learn any language other than Arabic? Seriously, folks. The United Nations can manage six, but Allah can only do one?)
Anyway, some irate Koran-thumper denounced me as “an American cowboy.” That gave me the opening I needed to respond with the timeless words of Bruce Willis from Die Hard.
YIPPIE KIE-YAY, M***********!
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