Mr. Palmer's Class Reunion

There are some people who are going to have a rough time in school because of their names. I can only imagine the amount of razzing endured by a young fellow by the name of Richard Palmer. In later life however, Mr. Palmer became a successful restaurateur, and he managed to woo, win, and wed none other than Raquel Welch. They are currently separated, but I do hope Raquel has accompanied him to at least *one* of his high school reunions. How cool would it be for Mr. Palmer to get to say to his former tormentors "Hey guys! Look who I'm 'palming' now!"