Brad Garrett's Chopped Onions

I've always enjoyed Brad Garrett's work- he has a very Rodney Dangerfield-esque demeanor. There's one sketch I've always wanted to see him do. That's the one where a young lady finds a genie's lamp, and after being told she can have any wish, she whispers in the genie's ear- and *poof* Brad Garrett appears. And the young lady says to the genie, "You idiot, you thought I said I wanted to get wild and crazy with Brad Garrett???" The followup would be for BG to say "So what am I, chopped liver?"- and which point the young lady hands him a bag.... of chopped onions.