Utes

It is a source of joy and rejoicing here in Columbus, Ohio, that not only did our beloved Ohio State Buckeyes win their opening game, but our hated archrivals, the University of Michigan Wolverines (aka scUM) lost theirs. I have written a poem to celebrate this occasion:

scUM fans can all shut up

and act like mutes

cuz they got their butts kicked

by the Utah Utes!

Kent.