Thursday, July 23, 2009

President Ford's Commencement Address

When President Ford's daughter Susan graduated from high school, her father was the Commencement Speaker. He began, "On the way over here, my daughter Susan said to me, 'Don't tell jokes, don't talk about how things were when you graduated from high school, and *whatever* you do, *don't* tell stories about me when I was little'"

...(long pause)...

"So, in conclusion, I'd like to say..."

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