The story goes that the Three Wise Kings have gotten to the crest of the last hill outside Betheleham, and can even see the manger. The first king says, "This is great. I searched all over India, and I've got the finest frankincense in all of India to give to the Christ child."
The second king says, "Me too! I searched all over China for the finest gold ornaments to give to the Christ child."
And the third king says, "Uh....do you think there will be any stores open this late on Christmas Eve?"