Saturday, June 27, 2009

Kentucky Bridal Suite (Rated: Just a Little Salty)

I heard this one from a Kentucky friend who wishes to remain anonymous. (Kentucky is, of course, famous for it's horsebreeding farms.) Anyhow, a guy walks into a hotel room in Kentucky and announces "I just got married- I want a suite."

The clerk replies, "Bridal?"

And the guy replies, "Naaaah...I'll just grab her by the ears until she gets it right."

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