Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Sinophobia and Anti-Semitism

This is a story that illustrates the total folly of racial and religious prejudice:

Once there as a Chinese guy sitting next to a Jewish guy on a park bench, and the Jewish guy says, "I don't like you Chinese."

The Chinese guy says, "How come you don't like Chinese?"

"Because you Chinese bombed Peal Harbor!"

"That wasn't the Chinese, that was the Japanese!"

"Ah, Chinese, Japanese, they're all the same!"

Silence.

Finally, the Chinese guy says, "That's OK, I don't like Jews."

"Why don't you like Jews?"

"Because Jews sank the Titanic!"

"That wasn't Jews- an iceberg sank the Titanic."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg- they're all the same!"

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