Later, the manager said “I’m impressed with how you handled that. We’re going to be opening up a new store in the chain. Would you be interested in being a manager in the new store?” “That depends on where the store is located,” replied the clerk. “The store’s going to be in Columbus, Ohio.” “Columbus Ohio? Nothing comes out of Columbus but hookers and football players.”
…….silence….. dead sllence.
“I’ll have you know that my mother my daughter and my wife all come from Columbus, Ohio,” snorted the manager.
“Great!” said the clerk, “What positions do they play?”