Monday, November 4, 2013

Mink Farming

Many, many years ago a distant relative of my father owned a mink farm.  My father told me that the question that mink farmers get over and over and over again is: “How many pelts can you get off a mink.”  The answer that mink farmers have developed to this query is: “Only two.  After you skin him for the second time, he gets so damned irritable.”

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