When Farrah arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter said, "Farrah, you lived a charmed life, but that last year was awfully rough...so, you are granted one wish."
Farrah considers this for a bit, and then says, "Alright...I want all the children to be safe."
At that point, a *thunderous* cheer rang out from one end of heaven to the other.
Said Farrah, "I'm glad everybody liked my wish."
"Well, sort of", replied St. Peter, "Michael Jackson just showed up!"
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