Bill Clinton in Warsaw

I pride myself on rooting out historic truth rather than accepting rumor. In 1992 there was a scurrilous rumor that while Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar, he took a side trip to Moscow and was filmed by the KGB in a sexually compromising position, then forced to become a Soviet agent. Utter nonsense. Clinton must have, however, made a secret trip to Warsaw and been filmed in a similarly compromised position by the Polish secret police (exactly what Clinton could be blackmailed with is beyond me). Some might find it hard to believe that the president could be the agent of a foreign power. But in the last ten years has Clinton ever done anything other than what the Poles told him to do? (OK, that one works better told out loud.)