Saturday, April 30, 2011

A Tripartite Religious Joke (Rated G)

There’s an old joke about a guy who’s an incorrigible lush who finds religion and becomes A) a Muslim B) a Mormon C) a Baptist (take your pick). He’s informed that in that faith, the use of alcohol is strictly forbidden. He asks if there might be an exception for medical emergencies, and he’s told, you may drink to save your life. That night, he’s out in the swamp yelling “Here, snake! Here, snake!”

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